I meant to include this earlier in the week but it slipped my mind, so here today, is probably the funniest poem you’ll read all week – Slug by Matt Harvey (in his collection Where Earwigs Dare).
low-born land mollusc
of my broad-beans’ border
you’ve a one-track mind
in a one-track body
Do click here to read the rest on Matt Harvey’s Facebook page, it really is worth it!
Thanks to my Dad and fellow slug dispatcher for bringing this super poem into my life